Always blaming your dice for your bad rolls? Now you, too, can suffer along with them!
Today, I was getting a friend up to speed on the Grimdark Future: Firefight rules, and when I told him about 1's always being fails, he suggested that every time someone rolled a 1, they had to do five push-ups.
...There were many push-ups done, though with a number of his weapons having two to four attacks, he got the worst of it. The dice also seemed to have a great time, as there seemed to be an awfully large number of 1's being rolled.
I like my tea, as I like my nights: dark, endless, and impossible through which to sleep.